another wasteful Spam...``

my cousins gayish msg!!!

if the sky was my paper and the stars were my words...

if the ocean was my ink it still wont be enough to write how much " i value your love""

goonite ...

imediately after the last blog

that &^***%*%*%&$& cousin,, spams again !!!!

feel like throwing my phone outta window.... kick his butta outa his body,
kill him,
burn him with acids,
cut his parts n chop em to pieces... yaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww shit ... Bugga
spams again!!!

"aapka har ek msg khass hota hai ,

woh hamesha hamare dil k paas hota hai !!!

hum bhale hi turant jawaab na de paye

magar phir bhi aapke agle msg ka intezaar hota hai !!! """


FYI- i nva reply to his Freakin Spams!!!! frustrating... now u know Y life is better on campus!!..

aaj ki kahani, haaton ki zubaani.....

today "morning happened" around 9:35 a.m......pretty abnormal with respect to my life B4 this IIM thingy happend to me. ..by this freak mischievous caller, my cousin, the SPAMMER. call went as follows:

me:( in stupefied mood) : hi !!! good morning ( :O, i knew it was morning atlast), who's this?

cousin: abye good morning kya kar raha hai ?? utha jaa S***, dopahar hone aagaya hai !!!

me: (lost, abt 10 am being dopahar!!, still sleepy) booooooooooooooooooooollllll!!!

cousin: so raha hai kya???

me: (expecting a decent disconnection if i say yes) ha yar so raha hu , baad mein call kar. pls

cousin: (freak, *&&*!!~~^^) utha jaa oye.. kitna sota hai

me: (still wanting to sleep, n wade away a diaster of my life, the one and only Spammer) abye sone de na pleezzzzzzzzz

cousin: abye uth jaa, kuch poochna hai ???

me:(eminently wasted my sleep for this ****** valuable cousin) ab bol

cousin: kal raat jo myne msg kiya tha wo mila kya ??

me: ( huh :O) left wondering!!!!

cousin : kya hua phir se so gaya kya??

me: still trying to recollect which one of the spams is he talking abt ??

cousin: jaldi bol yar

me: ha yar mila (the most riskiest statement to be made)

cousin: kaisa tha ???

me: ( no clue abt the SMS still) achha tha ....

cousin: usmein kuch special tha, dekha kya ??

me: ( foot in the mouth) kismein??

cousin: kal rat jo SMS kiya usmein.

me: ha ha wohi kya shayari thi waah ..sale bahut achhi achhi shayari kar raha hai ?? kya baat hai ... ?? koi ladki wadki ka mamla hai kya ???

cousin: oye hota to tereko kyon bhejta ?? ( now u know, wot i end up with when i am sleepy)

me: to bol yar , sata mat yar pls...

cousin: to tere ko pata nahi kaunsi SMS ke barien mein bat kar rahahu ??

me: ( hafta accept , than prolonging unwanted n wasteful discussion, more importantly, missing my sleep) ha yar nahi pata... tu to roj itne SMS's bhejta hota hai, ki kaunsa kaise yaad rakhu??

cousin: good hai, IIM ke standards ka nahi hai tu ( SMS n IIM standards , wot corelation??? )

ME: abye theek se bol kya hua ??

cousin: kal myne ek SMS bheja tha ..... 5-7 secs brk

me: abye jaldi bol

Cousin: kyon yar itna kyon tadap raha hai

me : yar kyon mere peeche pada hua hai ?? bol de na ? koi puzle bheja tha kya ?

cousin: ha yar kuch waise hi samajhle.. dekh raha tha ki how wud u react??

Me: bol kya tha, aisa koi puzzle mujhye nahi mila

cousin: nahi yar kuch frienship pe msg tha.

me: ok.. to kya hua uska ??

cousin: itna gussa kyon hota hai ??

me: abye jaldi bol, class ka time ho raha hai ?? ( just to get away)

cousin: bina brush kare, no brkfast, itna ganda rehta hai kya IIM mein tu ??

ME(sale, yaha aake dekh, kuch hota nahi karne ke liye, but "NUTHING GOES OUT formula): ha yar time nahi milta...

cousin: aunty ko batau kya ?? (m 25 , he expects me to be scared of my mamma for not taking bath still ?? WTH?? )

Me: arey yar tu bata kaunsa SMS ke bareinm ein baat kar raha tha ??

Cousin: wohi yar bola na friendship ke barien mein.

Me: my dhonta hu.. kuch special hai kya ??

cousin: mujhye laga tu IIM mein padhta hai , tu dhoondh lega > but chal pata hai ki tu kabhi kuch kar nahi sakta!!! (:O) my hi bata deta hu...

Me: anxious to know wot words of wisdom is he goinna shower on me..

Cousin: abye us SMS mein dow spelling mistake thi

ME: ^^%%&$&*%*%*%*

Straight DC!!! DC-disconnect

so the good day @ IIM I Starts.....



FYI- this bugger sends atleast 20 junk, wierd, gay, unwanted SMS'es ( read Spams) daily.... i wonder if he sends so mani romantic msgs to his GF daily atleast they wud have a better relationship.. But shant aur sukuun ki life ka dushman hai, ye bandhu mera!!! paisa udana aata hai, apne pitaji ka jo hai
...... ...for sure ladkiyon ki line lagi hoti hai iske saamne, but wo cartoon, teeny weeny type, bimbos, money launderers, hote hai n nva had more than 4 mnths long relationship in his life.....

while i type this pain of my life, i get this latest update of his SMS on my phone

"ye raat itni tanha kyon hoti hai?? ..

kismat se apni sabko shikayat kyon hoti hai ??

ye kismat bhi ajeeb khel khelti hai ,

jisse hum paa nahi sakte ussi se mohabbat kyon hoti hai !!!""



ME : $*%**^&(^&&(^&(^(

Me SpEaKiN...naah.. blaberin

p.s.: I am approximately in a state of numbness; thghts in article might not be coherent or relevant. Some excerpts from a chat with a Chinese friend on campus added. Pls , if u r senti and feely types read ahead with the responsibility of risk on urselves..

The market place today is more crowded, faster changing and more fiercely competitive than at any time in the history. But what are we doing in an IIM going through the same EOQ, ZERO INVENTORY, JIT etc….has operation management not grown?? If it is @ the stand still, is it because of our outlook??? or is it really the end for any more development possible?? Who knows???, not me, until I HIT the industry.

Or is it marketing just the 4-pee’s for product, 7 pee’s or 8-pee’s …mebbe marketing pee’s 8 times on students like us… or will some more new pee’s will attack the literature in future ?? For services??? The 6^th pee in the services – people, is this not a part of product itself?? Thus, are we taught in our classes!! Mighty dirty classes!!!!!For the new gen reading this, 8,7 & 4 pee’s are the factors which has to be taken care of while introducing or maintaining the present product/perception or changing the product/perception of an offering. N @ this range (21-26) of ages entering IIM’s , are we not being imprinted that marketing can PEE 8 times only.. nva more than that . we try to fix wot eva we know, observe, listen, see, hear in this 8 pee boundary. Isn’t it??? and in our present educational system, we are learning from our experiences, old dependable experiences. Good !! very good, but smbdy scoring 99% in our curriculum, where does he/she stand in the real business environment??? Rt @ the point zero(time when he finished his IIM education) , n with tons of jargon knowledge, he/she would for sure forget that he/she is a manager cum beggar in the market. Living @ the pity of customers are businesses these days, how long will this manager stay?? N where? Palatial bungalows or road side shacks. Question to be asked? But to whom? I aint wasting my time for no worthless body in this world.

Industrial manufacturing is witnessing an intensification of the race for market dominance, the life cycles of the product are shortening; zero defects is becoming the goal of quality, new machine technology is being introduced each year and systems to control production replace other at an unprecedented rate. Customers pay 41% more on beverages in a restaurant with slow beat music than fast beat music (source: Ronald E millman, “using background music to affect the behavior of shoppers), so y not every business has this slow music shit??? Y not fillet o fish of McDonalds not popular in india?? It surely doesn’t contain any beef.

Sometimes I think, what was once relatively gradual change has in recent years turned into a race of exponentially increasing intensity. Each improvement does of course buy some precious time, but the race in the market is continues relentlessly; and the time bought by any one improvement becomes shorter. Indeed, the only way to secure and improve one’s competitive position today is by instituting a process of ongoing improvement. By improvement I mean radical improvement, not just copy pasting the products/services from America or developed countries. In absence of such continuous improvement process, the many improvements needed are certain to be sporadic and fragmented wasting a great deal of energy, time and resources.

I believe wot is required is the process which will, at any moment, Identify clearly the area where an improvement will yield the maximum long term global impact.

This process must enable an organization/person to achieve the maximum gain from such improvements, while simultaneously helping it to identify the area where the next improvement is needed and to quantify the impact.

Since experience of how to implement such a process is both rare and badly , I donno wot , but the root cause is resistance. !!! resistance, to accept, resistance to change, resistance to learn something unnatural or abnormal.

Although this resistance may take different forms in various systems/persons/environments etc, but the fact remains that in order to achieve the goal of introducing a process of ongoing improvement one has to accept and deal with the root cause of this reaction.

There is in fact nothing stronger n more resistant to change than, resistance to appreciate it. This may come from our own typical Indian culture of risk averseness, where people with high risk liking are called “weird, smart ass, American, n wot not” who cares?

Should I ??? I repeat “ 2^nd para last line”

Yet our deeply rooted, almost instinctive tendency to reject changes makes the introduction of such a process extremely difficult, if not impossible. Change is opposed, from wherever it may come, not because the change itself is ill conceived, but simple because it’s a CHANGE. Change from the normal, sometimes called abnormal, psychic, weird, fuck ass, smart ass, crap, n likes. While one can crush opposition to change and make others more clear about personality / ideas/ thghts/ interests, abilitites etc , this approach is trying and time consuming effort even when successful. But again I repeat “ para 2 last line”.

Thanks …

junta janardhan, jinki bajaye duniya danadan!!!!!!