Just for me to read n laugh when i am working.. Pls ignore if u dont / can't laugh..
1) If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
thats why 'open' relationships are best
2) Biggest mystery of maths: no one knows what X is. However everyone knows what XXX is"
3) hairy potter and the prisoner of ass cabin
4) I know of a better solution to prevent crackers AND cricket matches: rain.
5) Car racing / Soccer / Cricket / Badminton is not only a game. its a religion you don't argue about it, you just believe in it
